I have a little TomTom, I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal one, my TomTom is my wife
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red and ...